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Episode I: Lamentations of the Fandom Heartthrobs [Oct. 8th, 2006|06:30 am]
Adventures of the Fandom Heartthrobs

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[amara_anon]
[Sesshomaru, Legolas, and Lucius Malfoy are sitting at a bookstore café, drinking coffee.]

Lucius: So, what I don’t get is why fangirls are after me. I mean, you two have the whole androgynous hottie thing going on. I’m like, creepy 40-year-old middle-aged villain guy.

Legolas: Chicks dig baddies, man. I mean, throw in any angsty hottie with a troubled past and he’s bound to get some attention. Hell, if Sauron wasn’t a giant incorporeal eyeball, you know the fangirls would be all over him trying to hit that.

Lucius: I guess.

Sesshomaru: Plus you’ve got the Barbie doll hair. That always helps.

Lucius: *sigh* True dat.

Sesshomaru: At least you guys don’t have to put up with a horribly emasculating nickname.

Legolas: People call me Legsy. Or Leggy.

Sesshomaru: C’mon, that’s not nearly as bad as Fluffy. Ugh, makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a dull spoon.

Legolas: Ok, ok, ok, I’ll give you that. But what about the slash writers? I’ve looked into Aragorn’s “dreamy” eyes more times than I can count. And then there’s the people who pair me with Gimli *shudders*

Lucius: Oh yeah? I’m just lucky if I don’t get paired with some underage boy wizard.

Sesshomaru: Oh you stupid, ignorant, lucky bastards. I have three words for you: My. Own. Brother.

Legolas: Yikes.

Lucius: Wow. You win, man. No contest.

Sesshomaru: Whoa, look at the time. I’m due to stare off the edge of a cliff in three minutes, boys.

Legolas: I gotta be going, too. I have a hair appointment at 5. Highlights. You know how it is.

Lucius: Gotta keep up the ‘do. We know exactly how it is. Same time next week, fellas?

Sesshomaru:
You know it.



Next time on Adventures of the Fandom Heartthrobs: So Sesshomaru, Legolas, and Lucius Malfoy walk into a bar...
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[User Picture]From: darkamazon
2006-10-16 04:21 pm (UTC)
Lucius: Oh yeah? I’m just lucky if I don’t get paired with some underage boy wizard.
Sesshomaru: Oh you stupid, ignorant, lucky bastards. I have three words for you: My. Own. Brother.
Legolas: Yikes.
Lucius: Wow. You win, man. No contest.


What about when that "underage boy wizard" Lucius mentioned is his own son?! It's just... wrong. *shudders*
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From: (Anonymous)
2008-06-12 10:53 pm (UTC)

wow.

WOW!! only three words about your whole fandom heartthrobs in general.
best-show-EVA!!!!!!!!!
the christmas party and the bar were my two best fandoms but the whole thing makes me fall onto the floor laughing!!!!
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
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[User Picture]From: amara_anon
2008-06-12 11:00 pm (UTC)

Re: wow.

Thank you, anonymous commenter! I had no idea people still read this thing, lol. I've been thinking of taking it down actually, but it's nice to know people can still get a laugh from it. Thanks again.
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